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Chủ nhật, ngày 02/11/2014 10:45:12
Hai vợ chồng đang trên đường lái xe về nhà thì đột nhiên một xe cảnh sát đuổi theo, vượt lên rồi ra hiệu cho họ tấp vào lề. Ông chồng cho xe dừng lại đậu bên vệ đường. Viên cảnh sát bước lại gần.
- Đường này chỉ được phép chạy 60 km/h thôi. Anh có biết là anh chạy đến 75 km không?
Ông chồng cãi:
- Đâu có! Rõ ràng tôi chạy đúng 60 km/h mà...
Cô vợ ngồi sát bên liền chêm:
- Anh rõ ràng lái 80 km/h mà...
Viên cảnh sát:
- Hả?! 80 km/h? Phạt anh vì lái xe quá nhanh!
Anh chồng tức đỏ mặt nhưng ráng nhịn.
Đi một vòng quanh chiếc xe, tay cảnh sát hỏi người chồng:
- Đèn trước bên phải bị vỡ chắc khá lâu chưa sửa???
- Thưa không đâu... Hồi nãy tôi lái xe cán trúng cục đá to văng lên làm vỡ đó...
Cô vợ lại nối lời:
- Không phải đâu! Đèn đó vỡ từ đầu năm mà nhắc hoài không chịu thay bóng…
Tay cảnh sát ghi biên bản thêm một tội nữa.
Anh chồng tức quá mắng át vợ:
- Cô làm ơn câm cái miệng giùm tôi một vài phút có được không hả?
Tay cảnh sát nhíu mày hỏi cô vợ:
- Ông nhà hay thường xuyên lớn tiếng với chị lắm sao?
Cô vợ tìm cách bênh chồng:
- Dạ đâu có... Chỉ khi nào anh ấy xỉn thôi à... chứ bình thường ảnh hiền và dễ thương lắm...
Tay cảnh sát phạt anh chàng thêm tội lái xe trong tình trạng say xỉn.
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